Hi, I’m Alex.

I know you’re going to have a good time with me, though I’m warning you it might not be in quite the way you expect.

See, I’m gay for pay only (er…sort of… its complicated). I have a girlfriend, though she’s got another boyfriend who pays the bills, and there’s this client of mine who’s started to look for a bit more from me than just, well, the usual.

His name is Mitchell Greene and you may have heard of him (he’s kind of a rising red-carpet star) and I don’t really know what’s up with him. We have a great time when we’re together (he’s handsome, he’s funny, he looks hot naked, he’s everything a movie star should be, really).

That’s Mitchell, in the middle. Pretty hot, right? You should see him with his shirt off… But he’s got this agent, Diane (that’s her on the left and can I just say OMG her shoes are fabulous), and she’s convinced he’ll never be a major movie star unless he keeps his homo tendencies in the closet (sound like some other movie stars you can think of? I KNOW. I thought the same thing!) She’s kind of brutal, actually, though she’s funny as all hell when I stop thinking about how she’s busy ruining my love life and trying to set back the big gay clock by 50 years. Smart too, darn her.

{She kinda caught us in the act. Which would have been hot if she wasn’t a lesbian..}

So, anyway, because of her, I may or may not be available to hook up tonight. But either way, you can see me and Mitchell in all our frequently naked glory, plus Diane and my girlfriend Ellen in The Little Dog Laughed, a play about my life playing in the Studio at Portland Center Stage till June 15th.

Use my name (ALEX) in the promo code box when you buy tickets online and they’ll give you 10% off tickets to the show (Sunday through Thursday).

The life of a rent boy is hard. But, well…you probably knew that. Anyway, see you at the show!

buy tickets || bring a group || find out more about The Little Dog Laughed

*Pictured are Alex (Dennis Flanagan), Mitchell (Brik Berkes) and Diane (Antoinette LaVecchia). Yep, they’re actors. They’re not so much gay for pay as play for pay. Okay, that was bad. Sorry.