{Edward de Vere (Brent Harris), Queen Elizabeth (Carol Halstead) and William Shakspere (Darius Pierce) in Amy Freed’s The Beard of Avon. photo by Owen Carey}

In rep, we’re op’ning two most exc’lent plays
We know you’re making plans to see them both
Mark these words my mouth doth happ’ly quoth
Make haste to buy your 12th/Beard Tix Today

Your coin’s well spent if you heed all I say
Buy tix to one show, see the next half-price
For up to 4, this offer is quite nice
You’ll laugh, and laugh till they cart you away!

For Offer Details, call the PCS Box Office at 503.445.3700
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