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The Funhouse Lounge presents... Die Hard the Musical Parody

Event Details
November 14 – 23, 2025
All times PST
Nov 14 7 p.m. - 9:45 p.m. (Fri)
Nov 15 7 p.m. - 9:45 p.m. (Sat)
Nov 16 3 p.m. - 5:45 p.m. (Sun)
Nov 20 7 p.m. - 9:45 p.m. (Thu)
Nov 21 7 p.m. - 9:45 p.m. (Fri)
Nov 22 7 p.m. - 9:45 p.m. (Sat)
Nov 23 3 p.m. - 5:45 p.m. (Sun)
The Armory: Ellyn Bye Studio Lobby
$45 - $65

$45.00 General Admission

$65.00 VIP Reserved seating

All John McClane wanted for Christmas was to patch things up with his wife… and stop a dozen bad guys, and sing and dance while doing it.

It’s back! The Funhouse Lounge is thrilled to revive our beloved parody at a brand new location! This ridiculous holiday romp comes complete with 13 original songs that are sure to get stuck in your head for months to come.

Yippie-ki-yay, Melon Farmers!

Seating types: General admission & Non-reserved seating.

VIP/Reserved: Reserved assigned seating in the front 6 rows (includes a limited edition Die Hard t-shirt (new design this year!) or pair of John & Hans magnets)


Starring: Sean Ryan Lamb & Landy Lamb

Featuring: Jennifer Logan, James R. Dixon, Brian Koch, Margo Schembre, Phil McNasser, Aurora Hernandez, Josh Edward, and Linh Nguyen.

Director: Andy Barrett

Musical Director: James Liptak

All ages welcome. However this show is rated PG-13 for stage violence as well as adult language and situations. Please use your discretion when bringing minors.
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