Buyer & Cellar
A Barbra Streisand shopping extravaganza.
“Seriously funny … both Barbra lovers and haters will be sold.” —The New York Times
An outrageous comedy about the price of fame and the oddest of odd jobs. Alex, a struggling actor in Los Angeles, finds himself working in Barbra Streisand's private shopping mall (yes, Barbra has her own shopping mall). With his riotously sharp wit and shop clerk persona ready, Alex awaits a visit from the ultimate customer, the “Funny Girl” herself. Nick Cearley (Seymour in Little Shop of Horrors) returns to The Armory as Alex.
Run Time
Approximately 1 hour, 40 minutes; no intermission.
Who's Who
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Q&As
Post-show discussions with cast and crew follow matinee performances January 31, February 2, 7, March 2, 14, 16, 21, and 28.
Access Dates
Audio Described - February 3, 2 p.m.
Sign Interpreted - February 7, 7:30 p.m.
Open Captioned - February 16, 2 p.m.
Note
Recommended for ages 13 and up. Children under 6 are not permitted at any production at The Armory.
Resource Guide:
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"Buyer & Cellar" Glossary of Terms
From My Passion for Design to Capricorn One, here's a glossary guide to all things Buyer & Cellar.
"Buyer & Cellar" Cast & Creative Team
Meet the exciting cast and creative team behind Buyer & Cellar.
The Skivvies: 2 Heart 2 Handle
Buyer & Cellar star Nick Cearley and Broadway's Lauren Molina bring their wildly fun "undie-rock" duo to Portland. With special guests! Feb. 16 - 18, 2019. $35
Current & Upcoming
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Good News with Lee H. Tillman is a monthly live comedy event where Portland’s funniest comedians riff on the day's headlines. Sometimes it’s geopolitics and sometimes it’s celebrity gossip but it’s always hilarious. For the December show lineup, taking the stage will be comedians Avery Scott II, Quinne Salameh, and Zane Thomas. Hosted by Lee H. Tillman.
Portland Center Stage is committed to identifying & interrupting instances of racism & all forms of oppression, through the principles of inclusion, diversity, equity, & accessibility (IDEA).
Show Sponsors
2018-2019 Superstars
2018-2019 Supporting Sponsors
