Buyer & Cellar
A Barbra Streisand shopping extravaganza.
Previews Jan. 19–24 | Opening night Jan. 25
By Jonathan Tolins
Directed by Rose Riordan
“Seriously funny … both Barbra lovers and haters will be sold.” —The New York Times
An outrageous comedy about the price of fame and the oddest of odd jobs. Alex, a struggling actor in Los Angeles, finds himself working in Barbra Streisand's private shopping mall (yes, Barbra has her own shopping mall). With his riotously sharp wit and shop clerk persona ready, Alex awaits a visit from the ultimate customer, the “Funny Girl” herself. Nick Cearley (Seymour in Little Shop of Horrors) returns to The Armory as Alex.
Approximately 90 minutes, no intermission.
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Post-show discussions with cast and crew follow matinee performances January 31, February 2, 7, March 2, 14, 16, 21, and 28.
Audio Described - February 3, 2 p.m.
Sign Interpreted - February 7, 7:30 p.m.
Open Captioned - February 16, 2 p.m.
Recommended for ages 13 and up. Children under 6 are not permitted at any production at The Armory.
Please look for the resource guide here closer to this show's opening date.
Evenings: Tuesdays – Sundays at 7:30 p.m.*
Matinees: Saturdays and Sundays at 2 p.m., Thursdays at noon*
*Schedule may vary for some shows. Please check our season calendar to confirm.
A glossary guide to all things Buyer & Cellar
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